Funny Quotes

“Microsoft sells you Windows … Linux gives you the whole house.”

DONT LEARN TO HACK, HACK TO LEARN

Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Thank God I’m an atheist.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

Windows is extremely fast after a fresh install. If you want to make it stay that way: – don’t use it. -Clem

If you can’t make it good, atleast make it look good – Bill Gates

Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference.

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and SMACK the asshole upside the head.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

Just remember……..if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you’ve just made it again.

Seen it all, done it all………..can’t remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword……….get shot by those who don’t.

Nothing is foolproof………….to a sufficiently talented fool.

Everybody lies……..but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

22 thoughts on “Funny Quotes

  1. Shraddha Nigdikar

    Nice yaar….
    Fundooo….
    Looks like u eat drink n live technology
    Well i m dumb in this field….n now i feel dumber!!!
    Really nice job
    Gr8!!!!

  2. Inhuman

    Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.
    I CRACKED UP when i read that quote. Where did you get all of these lol.
    Good stuff, you should post more (if you can find some more)

  3. Akshay

    yaar its really somethin unique
    danm good dear
    hope u carry on with ur stuff so tht we can laugh some more

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    just cannot stop laughing

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  6. krishhh

    really owesome quotes dude! thanks for opening the source.these packages are really downloadable.thanks

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